Disclaimer
Web sites, use disclaimers as a legal safe guard
Oh yeah, and I have written one to make sure I am safe too
The law book there on the shelf
Says now nobody can sue
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Disclaimer - Even if you're seriously maimed
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My my, you may think this disclaimer isn't valid
Says you, I talked to a lawer and it is legally binding
Ha ha! Just what do you think about that
I'm way more smrter than you
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Disclaimer - We are not responsible if you get killed
Disclaimer - You forefit all rights to press charges
Disclaimer - Even if you're seriously maimed
Disclaimer - We're not responsible at all
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Disclaimer - By reading this you agree to the following terms
Disclaimer - We are not responsible if you get killed
Disclaimer - You forefit all rights to press charges
Disclaimer - Even if you're seriously maimed
Disclaimer - We're not responsible at all