Warning! This is a WARNING! A disclaimer if you will..

A lot of people put up Questionable content on their web pages. I happen to be one of those people. People like me say to themselves "Boy, the stuff I post on the internet could leave me liable to get sued by someone". SO We write disclaimers that make us devoid of any legal responsibility to the general public. It's a pretty slick trick. The only thing IS. Nobody ever reads the disclaimers. I mean. There's really no point, but it'd be nice. Since someone put some effort into writing the thing. So. As a change of pace. I have decided to make my legal disclaimer in the form of a song. That's right. Instead of reading some legal mumbo jumbo about how such and such isn't responsible for anything. You get to sing along to a jolly tune. All you need to do now is activate the midi and sing the words to the legal disclaimer.

->Activate the music<-

Disclaimer

Web sites, use disclaimers as a legal safe guard

Oh yeah, and I have written one to make sure I am safe too

The law book there on the shelf

Says now nobody can sue

Disclaimer - By reading this you agree to the following terms

Disclaimer - We are not responsible if you get killed

Disclaimer - You forefit all rights to press charges

Disclaimer - Even if you're seriously maimed

Disclaimer - We're not responsible at all

My my, you may think this disclaimer isn't valid

Says you, I talked to a lawer and it is legally binding

Ha ha! Just what do you think about that

I'm way more smrter than you

Disclaimer - By reading this you agree to the following terms

Disclaimer - We are not responsible if you get killed

Disclaimer - You forefit all rights to press charges

Disclaimer - Even if you're seriously maimed

Disclaimer - We're not responsible at all

And now by clicking the link

You state you agree to the above

Disclaimer - By reading this you agree to the following terms

Disclaimer - We are not responsible if you get killed

Disclaimer - You forefit all rights to press charges

Disclaimer - Even if you're seriously maimed

Disclaimer - We're not responsible at all